The 8 Soul-Crushing Stages Of Eating A Salad For Lunch

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This is your life now.

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Hopes and Delusions

Hopes and Delusions

The world feels full of possibility the moment you dig into a salad. Look at me being one of those people who eats salad. I'm really one of them. This is such an innocent time. You're starting a new, salad-filled chapter of your life and you're just one of those people who has it together. At this point, you really believe this will be a fulfilling and delicious lunch. Like a fool.

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Pride

Pride

You are literally the healthiest person in the world. Gwyneth Paltrow saw you eating the salad and thought, “I'll never live up to that.”

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Fear and Doubt

Fear and Doubt

As the goodies like avocado and cheese and protein start to dwindle, you wonder if this bowl of leaves will really be enough. What have you done? Did you really think this bowl of random stuff could make you happy?

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