I’d like you guys to meet my boyfriend, Obscenely Cheap Chardonnay.
You know who always makes you laugh? Wine.
You know who doesn't blow you off at the last minute? Wine.
When things get awkward, or annoying, or really any type of way at all, there's only one thing you like to turn to.
(Wine. It's wine. The answer is wine.)
Wine can't not text you back on a Friday night.
Because wine has no opposable thumbs.