If you can check all of these off, it’s time to switch professions.
The Power Luncher
*Interrupts you while you're saying the second syllable of your name.*
The Table of “21 Year Olds”
These are probably all fake IDs, but precisely no one has time to check.
The Table with Pets
The Huge Group of Teenagers
And hearing them whisper “I tipped 10%. That's fine, right?”
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