Having a paycheck sure was fun while it lasted.
A bag re-sealer.
For those rare times you *don't* finish a bag of Cheetos in one sitting.
A shower wineglass holder.
Because the only thing better than shower beer is shower wine.
A safe with a timer to help you avoid temptation.
Or at least control it.
Spice containers that automatically measure out exactly how much you need.
Unless you enjoy mistakenly drenching your soup with paprika, of course.