Ironic Scotch egg, anyone?
You grow weary of your local supermarket's corporate blandness, with its faceless customer service automatons and suspiciously fresh-looking imported produce.
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You start to worry that, by not actively supporting local food producers, you're becoming some sort of sheeple.
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So you make like a upstanding citizen and visit a nearby farmers' market. And suddenly, you can't understand why you're not always at a farmers' market.
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You feel so outdoorsy! All the stallholders are smiling at you! And you smile beatifically back at everyone, knowing you're all doing your own little bit to support local producers.
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