Please don’t make me eat eggplant.
Knowing that you'll be having the same thing for dinner that you always do: pasta with red sauce.
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Knowing that you will never attempt to cook something that is literally, practically, called “Satan.”
Just forget it, I'm making pasta.
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Not having even the first idea — and not wanting to find out — what “tempeh” is.
How do you even pronounce this one. I don't care, I don't want it.
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Being expected to have opinions about kale preparation.
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