WHAT happened at Olive Garden?!
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I work in a restaurant, and one time a man as drunk as could be pulled down his pants in the middle of the bar and pooped on the floor. If that wasn't bad enough, the smell from the feces cleared out the entire bar — and guess who had to clean it up. But, it's a legend here that whenever your day is crappy, at least your not cleaning up Mr. Walters' poop.
I was at Denny's once, and our food took about 45 minutes to arrive (which is like, WTF for Denny's). I asked why it was taking forever, and the waiter said the cook cut off a part of his finger and he was trying to clean up.