Gotta squeeze ‘em all. Warning: Some graphic avocado content.
A single avocado typically costs $500.
There goes my child's college fund.
You have to look like a maniac in the grocery store feeling up every avocado.
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Waiting foreverrrrrrrrrrrr for them to ripen.
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When there's guacamole at a party and you can't just shovel it all directly into your mouth without people judging you.
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