Gummy teeth need to burn in hell.
These Nasty-Ass Pumpkins No Fucking Clue What They're Actually Called
Pure tasteless sugar blechhhhh.
CANDY CORN IS THE DEVIL. You always have to have a taste each season, but even three candy corns later, it's regrettable.
Peanut Butter Kisses
Wrapped in those shady no-brand wrappers? I wouldn't trust the person who gave you these.