Your body is healthier, but your soul is dead.
It all starts with your total denial of how severe your Diet Coke addiction really is.
Drinking six bottles of Diet Coke a day isn't a problem because problems aren't fun. That's science!!!
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And then, frightened over the prospect of life without Diet Coke, you make excuses. All the excuses.
Everyone drinks Diet Coke. It's as American as apple Coke. What, do you hate America? Do you hate the world? Do you not want to buy the world a Coke? How dare you.
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Ashamed, you finally recognize you have a problem when you can't make it through an afternoon without drinking a Diet Coke or nine.
Also, your bones and your kidneys are turning into poop.
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You feel useless the first time you try to give up your beloved Diet Coke and fail miserably.
Just one last sip. Just one can. Just one case. Just one river of Diet Coke. One last ocean, I PROMISE.
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