*Sprints to Cookie Butter.*
If you believe hard enough, Cookie Butter has zero calories and is fat-free.*
*JK, only in your dreams.
You consider yourself a bit of a wine snob, but only because you know two-buck Chuck Chardonnay is waaaay better than the Pinot Grigio.
Yeah, you've definitely gone to the express aisle with more than 12 items.
You use “Trader Joe's” and “TJ's” interchangeably.