Before there was gluten-free, there were… your hippie parents.
You didn't have REAL soda until you went over to someone's house for a sleepover.
There are sugar cereal families and “health cereal” families. And yours was definitely NOT a sugar cereal family.
But you wanted to eat Trix SO BADLY.
You were mega-jealous over all the other kids' Happy Meal toys.
Having parents who don't “believe in McDonald's” doesn't make you cool in second grade.