Bow Down, Because Ina Garten Is Our One True Queen

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“How easy was that?”

Listen up, peasants: For too long, the human race has not acknowledged the most fabulous, the classiest, and the most important member of our species. Ina Garten, aka “The Barefoot Contessa” is our One True Queen, and should be worshipped as such.

Listen up, peasants: For too long, the human race has not acknowledged the most fabulous, the classiest, and the most important member of our species. Ina Garten, aka "The Barefoot Contessa" is our One True Queen, and should be worshipped as such.

WHAT WOULD INA DO???

ABC

Yes, we all know Ina is HBIC in the kitchen. But it's about damn time we recognized her as the TRUE AMERICAN ROYALTY that she is.

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First of all, she was personally mentored by American badass Miss Martha Stewart herself. So you KNOW she is a big shot.

First of all, she was personally mentored by American badass Miss Martha Stewart herself. So you KNOW she is a big shot.

We know not to screw around with Martha.

Martha Stewart Omnimedia

You want FOOLPROOF cookbooks? She's got those by the bushel, because she doesn't mess around in the kitchen.

You want FOOLPROOF cookbooks? She's got those by the bushel, because she doesn't mess around in the kitchen.

Clarkson Potter


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