Pray for humanity.
There are some patterns you can spot amidst all the cheese: Pizza Hut continues to gleefully troll the world, KFC is WAY more fun outside the U.S., Jack in the Box understands that 90% of its customer base is stoners, and Taco Bell maintains an uncanny knack for formulating exactly which franken-foods will cause Twitter to freak out the most.
Behold what humans worldwide leave in our greasy wake this year:
7-Eleven's Doritos Loaded (U.S)
The love child of a Dorito and a mozzarella stick that we definitely never asked for but will totally eat when drunk.
7-Eleven / Via foodrepublic.com
Sonic's Kale Cream Pie Shake (U.S.)
One of the 50 (!) new shake and slush flavors Sonic offered this summer. Seems like a solid chance they just put a bunch of food words in a hat and picked three?
Sonic / Via thrillist.com