The 34 Craziest New Fast Foods Of 2014

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Pray for humanity.

Another year is nearing its end, and here we are with another crop of inexplicable fast food menu items to look back on in fondness and confusion.

There are some patterns you can spot amidst all the cheese: Pizza Hut continues to gleefully troll the world, KFC is WAY more fun outside the U.S., Jack in the Box understands that 90% of its customer base is stoners, and Taco Bell maintains an uncanny knack for formulating exactly which franken-foods will cause Twitter to freak out the most.

Behold what humans worldwide leave in our greasy wake this year:

7-Eleven's Doritos Loaded (U.S)

7-Eleven's Doritos Loaded (U.S)

The love child of a Dorito and a mozzarella stick that we definitely never asked for but will totally eat when drunk.

7-Eleven / Via foodrepublic.com

Sonic's Kale Cream Pie Shake (U.S.)

Sonic's Kale Cream Pie Shake (U.S.)

One of the 50 (!) new shake and slush flavors Sonic offered this summer. Seems like a solid chance they just put a bunch of food words in a hat and picked three?

Sonic / Via thrillist.com


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