21 Things Servers Are Tired Of Hearing

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It’s server not servant.

“I don’t believe in tipping.”

"I don't believe in tipping."

It's not a political ideology, or a religion, it's how servers earn their money.

Bad Hat Harry Productions

“Do you mind splitting the bill 13 ways?”

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No, not at all. (screams internally)

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“You don’t like your uniform?”

"You don't like your uniform?"

Between the shirts smelling like meat, name tags, and the oh-so-fashionable non-slip shoes, what's not to like?

20th Century Fox

“Are you still open?”

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Well it is 9:58, but I don't mind getting out of work an hour late for just one table.

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