It’s server not servant.
“I don’t believe in tipping.”
It's not a political ideology, or a religion, it's how servers earn their money.
Bad Hat Harry Productions
“Do you mind splitting the bill 13 ways?”
No, not at all. (screams internally)
“You don’t like your uniform?”
Between the shirts smelling like meat, name tags, and the oh-so-fashionable non-slip shoes, what's not to like?
20th Century Fox
“Are you still open?”
Well it is 9:58, but I don't mind getting out of work an hour late for just one table.