16 Reasons Why Sandwiches Are Better Companions Than Humans

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Surround yourself with sandwiches. You won’t regret it.

Sandwiches don’t talk about you behind your back. They don’t even secretly think bad things about you. The truth is, they have no secrets or thoughts.

Sandwiches don't talk about you behind your back. They don't even secretly think bad things about you. The truth is, they have no secrets or thoughts.

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People get mad at you when you put melted cheese on them. Sandwiches don’t.

People get mad at you when you put melted cheese on them. Sandwiches don't.

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Not one sandwich has ever bought the same dress as you and then been dismissive when you were clearly upset about it.

Not one sandwich has ever bought the same dress as you and then been dismissive when you were clearly upset about it.

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Remember that time a sandwich made you go out to fratty bars in the East Village? You probably don’t, because it never happened.

Remember that time a sandwich made you go out to fratty bars in the East Village? You probably don't, because it never happened.

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